Thanksgiving 911!

I read an article this week that I thoroughly enjoyed, and I thought I would share it with everyone with Thanksgiving being this week.

As published in PARADE:

Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday full of great foods. But if you find yourself in a fix with your favorite American fixin's, don't worry. Here are some fast solutions to common Thanksgiving crises.

I UNDERCOOKED THE TURKEY

Fix it: If the bird seems undercooked, usually the breast is fully cooked while the legs need more time. Cut the breast meat off with a sharp knife and serve that. Meanwhile, put the drumsticks and thighs back in the oven at 450F.

THE STUFFING IS TOO WET

Fix it: Lay all of the stuffing out in the thinnest layer you can on a sheet pan and put it in the oven with the turkey to dry out. The thinner the layer, the faster it will dry.

IF I BOIL THE SPROUTS, THE KITCHEN SMELLS TERRIBLE

Fix it: When it comes to Brussels sprouts, brown them; don't boil them. Slice raw Brussels sprouts very thin, then brown them in a very hot pan using bacon fat or some of your turkey fat. I like to add chestnuts and lemon zest. When you brown the sprouts, they become nutty and sweet.

I FORGOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE

Fix it: Cranberry sauce is a sweet and sour relish to complement the rich flavor of turkey. In its place, you can use whatever fruit you have on hand, whether it be frozen strawberries, canned peaches, or sliced pineapple. Process the fruit in a blender with sugar and vinegar until it is a sweet and sour combination to your liking. Your guests will think you invented a new relish.

THE GRAVY IS WEAK AND PASTY

Fix it: You always want to have extra stock on hand to make your gravy - at least one can per two people. If your gravy is too thick, add canned chicken stock. If your gravy is too thin, mix a melted tablespoon of butter with a tablespoon of flour. Add it to your gravy, bring it all to a boil, and whip it.

THE TOP OF THE PUMPKIN PIE BURNED

Fix it: Burning is only skin deep, so carefully scrape the charred flakes off and top the pie with a big dollop of whipped cream.

MY MASHED POTATOES ARE SOUPY, AND I RAN OUT OF ONES TO BOIL

Fix it: Add unseasoned, canned, dry bread crumbs until the crumbs have absorbed all the excess water, milk or chicken stock you had used. It works every time.

HELP! AS ALWAYS, I MADE WAY TOO MUCH

Fix it: Bored of the second-day turkey sandwiches? For a fresh take on traditional Thanksgiving soup, you can make great dumplings out of leftover stuffing. Mix your stuffing with 3 whole beaten eggs, then let it sit for a few minutes to absorb the moisture. Use 2 tablespoons of the stuffing mixture to form each dumpling and cook for a few minutes in a simmering broth made from other on-hand ingredients--chicken stock, onion, squash, and turkey. Top with cheese once it's in the bowl and serve.